CoeT-ng-TuP..
..para sa lahat ng coet, hardware man o software..any batch any year any thing, kahit lolo nyo basta coet ng TUP xa okie..
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jmpayot
Madami N Me MSG
Number of posts : 23
Age : 35
Localisation : Mandaluyong
Registration date : 2007-09-03
 |  Subject: Dito nyo i-share ang mga jokes nyo!!!  Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:45 am | |
| Anak- Tay penge bente, pambili ko ng de lata.
Tatay- Anak hindi de lata, taga bundok lang
ang gumagamit ng term na 'yan.
Anak- Paano ba?
Tatay- Kang gud!!!
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Nagsisimula Palang Me
Number of posts : 3
Age : 36
Localisation : sa mga Pulis Pangkalawakan
Registration date : 2007-07-18
| | Subject: Re: Dito nyo i-share ang mga jokes nyo!!! Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:39 am | |
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| | | | charlie
DoGliKe..N aQ..
Number of posts : 153
Age : 73
Localisation : Sucat, Paranaque City
Registration date : 2007-07-17
| | Subject: Re: Dito nyo i-share ang mga jokes nyo!!! Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:06 am | |
| Friends at Hunting
Three friends La Sallite, a UP stude, and a TUPian went on a hunting trip.
The first night, the guy from UP comes back to cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how he did it, and he cooly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!"
The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a big deer. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!" was the Atenean's story.
So the TUPian decides to try it himself. But the next night, as he drags himself back to the cabin, his two companions find him bruised and bloody all over. "What happened?" they ask? "Well," replies the La Sallite, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! A train hit me."
Pasikatan ng Graduates
UP: A number of past Philippine presidents graduated from UP. Presidents oxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, to name just a few!
ATENEO: Hah! That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates became national heroes like Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna, Evelio Javier and many others.
UP: That just goes to show you, UP graduates become presidents and lead countries while Ateneans end up getting shot!
TUP: Wala 'yan. Talo kayo sa mga gradweyt namin!
UP & ATENEO: Bakit sino ba ang mga graduates ninyo?
TUP: Aba! Marami kaming sikat na gradweyts; si Gary Valenciano, Dingdong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid, Monsour del Rosario, Rico Yan . . .
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| | | | keng_18
Madaldal Ako
Number of posts : 34
Registration date : 2007-07-17
| | Subject: Re: Dito nyo i-share ang mga jokes nyo!!! Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:37 pm | |
| ***HEADLINES*** Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo,
pinirata!!!
* Palaisdaan, nasunog!!!
* Tahanang Walang Hagdan, inakyat!!!
* Bakla sumali sa away, napasubo!!!
* Bagong tuli nagyabang, lumaki ang
ulo!!!
* Unanong madre, napagkamalang
penguin!!!
* Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang
paningin!!!
* Iceman nanood ng o, nag-init!!!
* Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!!!
* Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng
leksyon!!!
* Lolo naakusahang nang-rape, pero sa
korte....biktima ayaw tumayo!!!
* Eroplano nag-crash, lahat ng
pasahero namatay
sabi ng mga survivor!!!
* Basurero nagsampa ng kaso,
binasura!!!
* Dahil may reklamo, eskwelahan ng
mga bingi
nag-noise barrage!!!
* Tubero, nagka-tulo!!!
* Lalaki natagpuang pugot ang ulo,
inaalam pa kung buhay!!!
* Barbero tumestigo sa krimen, ayaw
paniwalaan!!!
* Misis ng photographer, nakunan!!!
* Tindera ng tubig, namatay sa uhaw!!!
* Kaso ng pilay, nilalakad!!!
* Invisible man, nakita na!!! | |
| | | | jmpayot
Madami N Me MSG
Number of posts : 23
Age : 35
Localisation : Mandaluyong
Registration date : 2007-09-03
| | Subject: Re: Dito nyo i-share ang mga jokes nyo!!! Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:55 pm | |
| PUBLIC SERVANT QUOTES: Soldier: To die for my country. Police: To protect and serve the nation. Security guard: No ID no entry. | |
| | | | charlie
DoGliKe..N aQ..
Number of posts : 153
Age : 73
Localisation : Sucat, Paranaque City
Registration date : 2007-07-17
| | Subject: Re: Dito nyo i-share ang mga jokes nyo!!! Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:21 pm | |
| yung sa security guard tama yan.... Lalo na sa TUP..... Pag ala ka id kahit lumuhod ka na di ka na papapasukin....... | |
| | | | Tatsuya Kimura™
Improving Ako
Number of posts : 11
Age : 35
Localisation : Purple.com
Emploi : Feeder
Registration date : 2007-07-18
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